Dear diary,
I've been sick all day
I think it's that damn mexican restaurant I visited earlier earlier.
I spent
two painful hours in the bathroom.
*sigh*
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Dear diary,
I've finally found "Enemas at the Gates" movie! Took me a while, but I
found it on a Direct Connect hub.
I look forward this friday's movie night with The Hulk....
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Dear diary,
Yoday, I meet with the heads of Sony, Dreamworks, Paramount and
Universal. Or should I say that I gave head to the heads of Sony,
Dreamworks, Paramount and Universal!
What began as a dull meeting aimed to discuss the future of the business,
ended up in a gang bang!
My ass hurts a bit after our "meeting", but
it was a well needed break. Like they say in commercial:
"Because I deserve it"...
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Dear diary,
Hah! I toke the
bitch test and got 70%! I wonder What I have to do to get 100%...
PS. Dirty Nick was really impressed what I could do with the Hulk, a
Canon Camera, lube and Vegetables! Yes, I got $50.
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Dear diary,
Today I finally did it: I order the Hulk 10 inch Dildo!!! It glows in the
dark (green of course!), vibrates and smells like melons! It's nice with
a new toy, I think I'll post some pics of my "Hulk" in action to Dirty
Nick. Maybe I can get $50 this time.
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Dear diary,
Today I shat on myself at the office. I think it's because they've
launched www.gnutella.com.
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Dear diary,
I could really need some
{()} C:::::::::::::::
today!
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Dear Diary,
I'm very UPSET! Today, Bob tricked me again into smelling his
finger: "hilary, do you think that this new CK flagrance smells good" he
said. So I smelled his finger, but it smelled not of CK. It smelled shit.
Once again, i realized, Bob had put his finger up his ass and I'd
smelled it. This is the third goddamned time! I've had it!
hilaryrosen